Hot as Hell

Got out of talking to the door-to-door religious fanatics just now. The AC in our van is out so we've been using the 455 AC, 4 windows down on the highway! I saw them casing the neighbors house as I pulled into the driveway so I cranked up the radio to BLARING and they heard "...you're crazy bitch, but you f^&% so good, I'm on top of it. When I dream, I'm doing you all night. Scratches all down my back to keep me right on!" I am quite sure the glance they exchanged was that of disbelief when they noticed I had kids in the car with me. I was in disbelief that they were wearing full on suits and walking up and down the streets when it is 104* here. Needless to say, they walked BY my house as I unloaded a few bags of groceries and proceeded to burden our other neighbors with their inane religious propaganda.