Funnies

I've got a couple funnies to share today.

Another trip to senior bingo last night proved fruitful (and nutty!) I won the $300 blackout game! At the beginning of the night, my Grandmother's friend Hazel bought and handed me what she called a lucky Hershey bar. Hazel is a friendly lady with a white mop of hair and dainty little glasses. I said "Are you sure?" and she said "Of course. My dinner is nuts. I'm big into nuts." Followed by I-just-said-something-that-could-be-construed-as-naughty laughter from both Hazel and my Grandma. OH MY!

The other day when the boys woke up, Wes asked me "Mom, do you shave your legs in the night?"

Uhhh, errrr, yes?