BLINGO

You can win prizes for searching the web! If you sign up under me, we both win prizes. Then you can refer your friends and if they sign up under you and win, you win too! Got it? Good. Just click the box below to start!

Once you sign up, take a moment to meme with me and you're on your way to winning! The idea is to enter "your name needs" into Blingo or Google — but stick your own first name in there — and see the funny results. Try your own. Post the results to your web site, if you have one.

Shelly needs to step up her study skills.

Shelly needs to try to be interested in someone her own age.

Shelly needs additional corrective surgery that her insurance only partly covers.

Shelly needs no more crises.

Shelly needs to prove that a big woman can perform the job.